[Uncle Ernie:]

I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie

I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about

Fiddle about !

Your mother left me here to mind you

Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about

Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes

Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about

Fiddle about !

You won't shout as I fiddle about

Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.