f.u.c.k, i want my cd's back
$#&@, my new girlfriends stacked
$#&@, shes gained some weight

$#&@, i'm doing great

but please don't tell her, the truth

being happy, is just a spoof

$#&@, tell her i'm rich

$#&@, she was always a (*##$
$#&@, life's treating me good
$#&@, hope she chokes on her food


but please don't tell her, the truth
being happy, is just a spoof

or let on to how pathetic i've been
since she left with all of our friends


f. u., f.u.c.k., $#&@ tell her these things

$#&@, you don't see me much

$#&@, we don't stay in touch
$#&@, i think he's always drunk
$#&@, heard he's into punk


$#&@, $#&@ tell her these things