I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda


I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him for his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"

Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda


Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before

And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"


Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again

With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda


Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force

I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head

but, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side

And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda


"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"

Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda


Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day

I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract I had to sign

Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Oh with my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda