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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics : "The Weird Al Show Theme"


Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal

But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree

And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream

Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream
But that's really not important to the story


Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist
With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch

And he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave

Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth


Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man

He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV

So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know
Now he's got his very own Weird Al show


[much unintelligible talking and yelling]

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