Your sports team is vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
Weâ??re gonna kick your collective posterior

Of course you realize weâ??re speaking figuratively
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Midas touch

Our players are fast and strong and brave
And your guys, eh, not so much


In fact weâ??ve played teams across the nation
And youâ??re the worst one weâ??ve come across
Try to $$#imilate that information

And it just might help you cope with your impending loss
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
To affectively articulate the points at hand

Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand


Weâ??re great (weâ??re great)
And you suck (you suck)
Weâ??re great (weâ??re great)

And you suck (you suck)
Weâ??re great (weâ??re great)
And you suck (you suck)

You see thereâ??s us (weâ??re great)
And then thereâ??s you (you suck)
Weâ??re really, really great (really great)

In contrast, you really suck (really suck)
Okay, full disclosure, weâ??re not that great
But nevertheless, you suck


Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat
That theoryâ??s backed up by empirical evidence

Weâ??re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
Again, of course, weâ??re speaking in the figurative sense
Whatâ??s the use of even going through the motions

When you know that youâ??re gonna lose anyhow
So why donâ??t you save us all some time
And give up now (you suck!)