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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics : "Rye Or The Kaiser"

Fat and weak what a disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain't gonna fly now he's just takin' up space

Sold his gloves threw his eggs down the drain
But he's no bum he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli

You change your passion for glory
Back on his feet now he's choppin' up meat
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of

The past
Come inside maybe you'll hear him say
You must fight just to keep them alive

Try the rye or the kaiser
It's the eye of the tiger
They're on special tonight

It's the cream of the fight
If you want you can have an appetizer
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

You might like our salami and the liver's all right
And the last known survivor stalks his
Prey in the night

And they'd really go well with the rye
And he's watchin' us all in the eye
Or the kaiser

Of the tiger
Never eats while on the job
Face to face out in the heat

He heard it's good to stay hungry
Hangin' tough stayin' hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob

They stack the odds 'til we take to
The street
Have a taste they were made fresh today

For we kill with the skill to survive
Try the rye or the kaiser
It's the eye of the tiger

Or the wheat or the white
It's the cream of the fight
Maybe i can suggest an appetizer

Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
Stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight
And the last known survivor stalks

His prey in the night
But you just can't go wrong with the rye
And he's watchin' us all in the eye

Or the kaiser
Of the tiger
So today his deli comes first

Risin' up straight to the top
Still he dreams of his past days of glory
Have the guts got the glory

Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
Went the distance now i'm not
Gonna stop

All the while you can still hear him say
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the rye or the kaiser

It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of one bite
It's the cream of the fight

Let me please be your catering advisor
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
If you want substitutions i won't put up a fight

And the last known survivor stalks his
Prey in the night
You can have your roast beef on the rye

And he's watchin' us all in the eye
Or the kaiser
Of the tiger

The rye or the kaiser
The eye of the tiger


The rye or the kaiser
The eye of the tiger
The rye or the kaiser

The eye of the tiger

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