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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics : "My Own Eyes"

[Intro:]
I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba

I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba


[Verse 1:]
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwear was made of crickets

He pawned a skeleton to buy
Some old expired lotto tickets


[Pre-Chorus 1:]
I saw a naked vagrant giving
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat

I probably could have gone my whole life
Without seeing that


[Chorus:]
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane

Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes


[Verse 2:]
I saw a mime get hacked to death
With an imaginary cleaver

I saw an old man's final breath
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
I saw these diabetic chicks

In an abandoned 7-Eleven
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
While they were belching Stairway To Heaven


[Pre-Chorus 2:]
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers

They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes


[Chorus 2]
With my own eyes

I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)

Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes


[Verse 3:]
Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra

And he trained it to massage his back
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
So we used him to play hacky-sack

My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes

Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade


[Outro:]
With my own eyes
I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane

Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory

Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes [repeating]

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