I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through

I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two


I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid

A malpractise suit

Hey, like a surgeon

Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line


Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast

Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last


Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go - time to operate
I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out

And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey

Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign


Woe, woe, woe


It's a fact - I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die

Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey

Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind


Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside

With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh


Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time