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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics : "I Want A New Duck"


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I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks

One that won't quack all night

I want a new duck

One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat


One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape

One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape


I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house

Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

I want a new duck

One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here


One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown

And show me how to get down
How to get down baby


Get it?
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I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose

Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce


I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt to much

One that won't smell too fowl

One that won't beg for breadcrumbs

Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say

Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah
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[lots of quacking sounds]

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