Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year

We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street


Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four

There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die


Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you


Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose

Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see

We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried


(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)


Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)


Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed

Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun

But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake


Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!


Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you


(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!