Fatter, fatter
Shake 'n Bake, fatter
Shake 'n Bake, fatter

Fatter

Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola

Yogurt, butterscotch, granola
Look at me, I'm fatter
I'm fatter, I'm fatter


Friends all gather 'round me
My enemies surround me

Yelling "Fatso, fatso, fatso"
I've eaten at every single greasy spoon on Seventh Avenue
That's right, I'm fatter


Don't you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up
I tell you, this turkey sure is tough

Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough

They got pizza on the west side

French fries up town
Corn dogs deep fried in batter
I'm fatter


Go ahead, bite the big apple
Don't mind the calories

Pile it on my platter
I'm fatter


Pile it up, pile it high up