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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics : "Dead Car Battery Blues"

One, two, a-one, two, three, four

Well I, can't go to the park

I can't go to work
I can't do nothin'
I gotta stay in my house like a jerk


How come I always lose
My car has blown a fuse

Oh yeah
I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery blues


You know, can't visit my girlfriend
I can't go to school

I can't go anywhere
Gotta stay in my room like a fool


'Cause I got grease in my hair
My Belvedere's in disrepair
Oh yeah

I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery blues


So I, went to see my mechanic
He said, "Okay, now what is wrong"
I told him my car wouldn't start

He said, "This shouldn't take very long"

So he replaced all my plugs and my points

And he looked at my carburetor
He took out my engine and turned it around
And then seventeen hours later


He looked at my headlights and said
"Son, how long have these things been on"

I told him, "Oh, about three or four weeks"
He said, "Buddy, I know what's wrong"
"But I hate to be the one to give you the news"

"You got the dead car battery blues"

So now I, can't go to my office

Can't work on my job
I might as well lock myself up in my room
And live my life like a slob


How come I always lose
My Belvedere has blown a fuse

Oh yeah
I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery blues

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