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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics : "Cat's In The Kettle"

DId you ever think when you eat chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain

But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork

He's purrin' here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon

The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough boys

They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more

As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said "Not today, I lost my appetite"
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.


I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boy

And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon

I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin there on my fork

There's a hairball on my fork

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