You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby's kinda nauseating


[burps]

My little vulgar one is so gross

'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes

[burps]

And out in public it's embarrassing
She'll burp at anyone or anything
She's so revolting and disgusting

And repulsive to me, yeah

My little lady's so obnoxious

Today she walked onto a Greyhound bus goin'

[burps]


And then a couple hours later
My baby's in a crowded elevator


[burps]


That little filthy pig is so obscene
I'm really glad she doesn't like beans
She's so revolting and disgusting

And repulsive to me, yeah

Oh, I wonder what's her trip

Oh, she'd better can it quick
Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick


If baby does it anymore
I think I'll just pretend like I don't know her


[burps]

You know my baby likes burping

You know my baby is really sickening

[burps]


That's enough, that's it


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