When I was younger
I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah
Actually I didn't do that

'Cos I didn't want the cow to be sad
But some of my friends did
They were all just a little bit wicked

They'd blow up mail boxes
With a baseball bat
Go for direct hits


I know how to win you can forget it
They throw rotten eggs into traffic

Toilet paper the fences
Throw the tables, chairs, and the benches
After practice

Sometimes we would break into mad fits
Causin' damage
(Burnin' amplifiers and mic stands)


Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!)

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!)
Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous


I've got a confession
That I will make if you will listen

Late in the nighttimes
We'd drive around with hairspray and sharp knives
Lookin' for road kills

Lightin' things on fire for cheap thrills
Stab the corpses
And lick the knives like we're evil forces


Hockey games on frozen ponds
No safety pads were ever put on

Drivin' home on country roads
Sixty-five in a twenty-five zone
In my parents Tercel

How did we survive so well
Throw the keys and the wheel locked up
I almost killed every one us


Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!)

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!)
Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous


There must be
A guardian angel

Or some kind of destiny we have
'Cos we should have died
A long time ago

The way that we were livin' in our paths

What will we say when our kids come to us

And ask, with a smile on their face,
"Hey Dad, my friend's got some new ninja swords!
Is it cool if we slash up his place?"

Hey
Hey
Hey ("Is it cool if we slash up his place?")

And get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!)

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous


(Ow!)
Ow!
Ow!
Gow!
Gow! (Yee, heeya!)

(Gow!)