When I'm stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral prints

My mind begins the arrangements
But when I start to feel that pull
Turns out I just pulled myself

She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on earth


I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind

But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth

Let me know the truth

Might have smoked a few in my time

But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When I'd chill and settle down

When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyone's a little queer

Can't she be a little straight?

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian

I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good

Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

Let me know the truth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian

I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good

Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth


I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one

We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve

Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

Let me know the truth