Well I broke my nail on your coffin lid
Trying to get to the beauty within

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine

Digging a grave while wearing a skirt

Asking for trouble, gonna get myself hurt
But its fine, you're gonna be mine


Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes
You make me warm and fuzzy inside
Now my wigs all frizzy

And I've got a run in my hose
Rigor mortis has been kind to you
And left you in a sexy pose


Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine


This transvestite moves by moonlight
With six inch heels and a pink flashlight

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine

I put you in the back of my Cadillac

Next to my lingerie and tire jack
Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine


Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes
You make me warm and fuzzy inside
Now my wigs all frizzy

And I've got a run in my hose
Rigor mortis has been kind to you
And left you in a sexy pose


Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine


All right, dig 'em up
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Alright


Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes
You make me warm and fuzzy inside
Now my wigs all frizzy

And I've got a run in my hose
Rigor mortis has been kind to you
And left you in a sexy pose


Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine