I called up my friend LeRoy on the phone
I said, Buddy, I'm afraid to be alone
'Cause I got some weird ideas in my head

About things to do in Denver when you're dead

I was working on a steak the other day

And I saw Waddy in the Rattlesnake Cafe
Dressed in black, tossing back a shot of rye
Finding things to do in Denver when you die


You won't need a cab to find a priest
Maybe you should find a place to stay

Some place where they never change the sheets
And you just roll around Denver all day


LeRoy says there's something you should know
Not everybody has a place to go
And home is just a place to hang your head

And dream of things to do in Denver when you're dead

You won't need a cab to find a priest

Maybe you should find a place to stay
Some place where they never change the sheets
And you just roll around Denver all day

You just roll around Denver all day