Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest

Excitable boy, they all said

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark

Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said

Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom

Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said

Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said

And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy