See I been bad n I been evil/
I ain't needa see the sequel/
Im a mayor, way I greet the people/

keep em from the needles as I lecture from the steeple/
you wanna battle, I'll beat you in the worst way/
cuz scrabble aint my version of wordplay/

since the 4th grade I been takin' names the world is mine/
and Im takin everything especially if your girl is fine/
give her a taste of the middle EAST like Afghan food/

you want beef then let's go rap-man-dude/
the tracks that I spit will leave you cracked in a ditch/
then run up in ya home just to mack on ya (*##$/

I'll rash on this prick like a genital disease/
I got that dope dick that'd have Jenna on her knees/
you wanna rage, with the kid form Mass/

if you show love yes, if not kiss my $$#/
the way that I'm spittin n constructin every line/
will leave cats in awe like destruction of the mind/

find a time for me to go out n rhyme/
n ya chick'll be obsessed like she's sippin on some fine wine/
I'm my own rapper, leader of the squadron/

in OX-HIDE waitin for em to [DI]E like CARBON/ (carbon dioxide)
I'm the newest white rapper, best you never heard/
and I'll take that to the grave along with my clever words/

Easty, boutta be the name this year/
ya'll beat me, to me you couldn't be compared kehddddd/