Hello boys and girls I am the Doctor
but not the kind that gives you medicine
I've traveled throughout time and space

just to please the human race
so let's not dilly dally, let's begin.


Now this thing you see hear, it is my TARDIS
and with it we shall get this party started
Time and Relative Dimension

in Space. It's quite an invention
Some say that this thing's my bride
excuse me while I slip inside...


I say it's...
bigger on the inside

It's bigger on the inside
and once you've felt it inside
I'm sure that you'll agree.

It's bigger on the inside
but don't take it from me
once you've felt it inside you will see.


My evil nemesis we call The Master
baits me into all kinds of disaster

On Gallifrey or so I'm told
He gazed into a gaping hole
and ever since he's been an awful !@$(


And then of course we've got the Cybermen
I hope I never see those things again.

Who knows what they're packing there
in their silver underwear
When they arrive, you should vacate

your "ass- they wish to -simulate"

And you know it's...

bigger on the inside
It's bigger on the inside
and once you've felt it inside

I'm sure that you'll agree.
It's bigger on the inside
but don't take it from me

once you've felt it inside you will see.

And pray you never see a weeping angel?

cause though it seems like they are made of stone
they're quantum locked so in a wink
if you should turn your head or blink

they'll get to you and chill you to the bone.... er

Those moving buckets there they are the Daleks

they whine so much you'd swear that they have colic
it's DESTROY and EXTERMINATE
I think I know why they're irate

If they make it to the second floor
I'll show then what that plunger's for!



And you know it's...
bigger on the inside

It's bigger on the inside
and once you've felt it inside
I'm sure that you'll agree.

It's bigger on the inside
but don't take it from me
once you've felt it inside you will see.


They ask me "Doctor Who?"
What they should ask is "HOW?"

I am so very well endowed
I must admit, it's rather long
If you think I mean my scarf you're wrong!


You bloody pervs I meant this song!



So if you think you'd like a sonic screw-
driver like I'm holding in my hand.
you will have to let me in
don't worry child it's not a sin

Hold on to my temporal drive
I'll take you for an epic ride!

And you know it's...
bigger on the inside

It's bigger on the inside
and once you've felt it inside
I'm sure that you'll agree.
It's bigger on the inside
but don't take it from me


...ask AmyPond!
once you've felt it inside you will see.