I had 16 wives over 15 years, 14 went blind when the 13th appeared,
and the 12th couldn't stay in her lane, god bless her soul!
11- had a date, caught late with a west-bound train, and woe is me,

I need a new girl.

I had 10 cheap wives over empty plots, number 9 loved the flask

and the 8th never got (my 7 lives) 6,5,4 were the triplets drowned
meeting 3,2,1 where they sunk in the ground, and woe is me.
I need a new girl. Cause she's dead I put two bullets in her head

and she's at the bottom of the well.