I've always had
A thing for Star Trek Conventions
I need a man with a comic book collection


Lord of The Rings
Is my favorite type of Role Play

Don't want an Aragorn, I want a young Gandalf The Gray

I fantasize

About the Michael Phelps of Ping Pong
Someone who memorized all of The Pokemon Theme song


He's in the elite
As one of the Star Trek Fanclub chiefs.
But secretly he has a stash of star wars boxer briefs.


CHORUS:
He's a

Womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Ooo Ooo
A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer

Together well discuss
HTML
And C++

Uh Huh
A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer


He's got me rocking
Like Stephen Hawking
Check out his hard drive

Sets me to warp five.

Verse:


He's highly skilled
In the art of drawing anime

And he has an extensive selection of
Action figures on display.


He's employee of
The month for tech support repair.
He's a World of Warcraft expert

Beating Magtheridons Lair.

I dream of him

Hooking up my ethernet cable
And whispering in my ear
Elements of the periodic table


I'm picturing
A gaming headset in his hair

And sexy safety goggles on
As he builds
A robotic office chair.


CHORUS (2x)


Don't need a jock
I want a spock