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Venetian Princess lyrics : "Tinseltown Nanny"

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Young lady that is not allowed
We must make Tom & Katie proud

Millions of years ago, the alien Xenu
Collected all his people, and then
He threw all around a volcano

Bringing bombs in his machines
And blew them all to smithereens!
Your dad said you must wear a blanket or an opaque veil

Over your faces so you will stay pale
You must remember, it's not funny
Stay away from where it's sunny

Or else he'll dangle you over
An eighty foot balcony
Lindsay, I think I have the best thing for you:

A Louis Vuitton chastity belt with an alcohol detector too
Now I know I have a matching muzzle
Somewhere or another, it's perfect for your big mouth mother


Break it down now!


Rap:
You know Hollywood is such a mess
All the drama goin' down with celeb train wrecks

They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress
It makes me feel my food come up like I got acid reflux
... But suppress that thought for a minute

The ones that clean their act up and then claim that they did it
I'm the one who saved their $$#es all from being committed
But of course won't admit it, cause hope they'll get acquitted

The nanny, the nanny, the nanny to the stars (2x)
Lynn Spears was my client for some time
I took care of her girls

Back then in Britney's crime
But then my contract run out
She thought she'd do it herself

And know the teen is knocked up
And Britney signed up for self help
I got my work on my mind

And I ain't too hard to find
You got the dough, I got the time
And no, this ain't no nursery rhyme

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