Lately Traffic's getting to my head
Stuck behind drivers from night of the living dead

Not being disrespectful or trying to be wise
but if you're driving on the freeway you should have working eyes, ears help too
Your driving so slowly!

I really need to pee
hey watch out for that tree
I-I-I Gotta Go-o-o

Held all day-ay-ay
You can go its a green light
You-oo-oo drive so slow-ow-ow

Watch the po-o-ole
Your side mirror's rolling by
Oooh I-I-I Gotta Go-o-o

Held all day-ay-ay
The speed limit isnt five
Oh Oh Oh no there she goes

Watch that poor poor guy
Kiss his fishmail box goodbyeee