My name is slash
I'm in a band
I have a family

But you don't understand

I love my sons

And I love my wife
But Smelly Ellie
Rules my life!


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SMELLY ELLIE YEAH BABY I SAID ELLIE MACCONNACHIE

SHE'S ONLY 14 AND SHE'S A SHOT !#$# DUMB !#$#
BUT I LOVE SMELLY ELLIE


Yeah she's 14
Yeah she's in school
But she's got wierd eyes

So I think she's cool

Ellie loves me

She's made it clear
Because she's psychotically obsessed
Especially with my rear!


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