*speaks* It was the strangest thing...

*sings* Past the mountains, in the fields,

Where the cowboys practice..

Out beneath the desert sky,

Stood a dozen cactus!

*speaks* Cactuses? Cacti? Khaki?


*pea* Continue...


*sings* Eleven cactus, those were you...
gathered 'round the other.


They bowed, you see...
To the one, that was me!


Their dearest little brother!
Their dearest little brother!


*speaks* Crazy, huh?