Narrator: "Now it's time for silly songs with Larry.
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly
song.

Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning
bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success,
Larry

cries out..."

Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush?

Oh,
where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,

where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"


Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene.
Shocked and
slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa

regains his
composure and reports ..."


Pa: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"

Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my

hairbrush.
Back
there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh,

where,
back
there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"


Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior
Asparagus enters

the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of
Larry in a
towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."


Junior: "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any
hair!"


Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never
occured

to him.
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What
will become

of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."

Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush.

No
hair, no
hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back

there,
no hair
.. for my hairbrush."


Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters
the scene.

Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a
towel, Bob
regains his composure and confesses ..."


Bob: "Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never
use

it, you
don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I
didn't know. But

I gave
it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!"


Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back
and
laments..."


Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor
hairbrush.

Not
fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not
fair,
not
fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"


Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the
scene.
Himself
in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly

embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing
Larry's
generosity, the Peach is thankful ..."

Peach: "Thanks for the hairbrush."


Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the
scene.
Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for
the

hairbrush, calls out ..."

Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my
hairbrush.
Take
care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair.

No
fair.
Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."

Narrator: "The end!"