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Vast Aire lyrics : "The Dynamic Duo"

F/ Geechi Suede

(Intro)

Holy vanilla blunts it's Vast-Man
The Jokers kidnapped Hip-Hop
What's you gon' do?


(Hook) Vast Aire
^!$$% please, you is sucka emcee

I'm VAST-MAAAAN
Me and my crew is running the streets fo'real
VAST-MAAAAN

Hip-Hop is Dead it looks like a job for...
VAST-MAAAAN
LXG is the family and I'm...

VAST-MAAAAN

[Geechi Suede]

Remember in Nikes to the Batmobiles
We burning with the gamma ray lasers, electric eels
Caped Crusaders falling from off glaciers

Landing under water then shooting micro-lasers
All we do is make the facility melt
Number one villian that's felt

Pull up the utility belt
It went - *boom-blam-zoom-zap*
Crash the canvas with the cobras hissing at the bottom of my straps

Leap buildings, fly flying saucers
Dissolving inside the forrest when the radar lost us
Torpedo glare thru the Vast Aire

With the cashmere, cat burglar blast from last year
Super hero DeNiro, Beretta Bronson
Keep Wonder Woman on her knees getting Johnson

Vaporize them costume kit and disguise
I'ma have to detach 'em from life with the shake equalizer


(Hook) Vast Aire

[Vast Aire]

Life's a card game of the illest poker
And I ain't gonna fold until I get the Joker
A Dark Knight like Bram Stoker

And when I see the Catwoman, I'ma stroke her
And tell Super Boy he's a super toy
I'm Theodore Wayne the real McCoy

It's a bird, it's a plane!
No it's Lois Lane giving me brains
She game to Gotham to write a story

I told her 'Put the pen down, show me the panties'
Peter Parker can't do %#@! to me
I'm Vast Man with a capital V

But to my avail there was Vicki Vale
Tryna seduce me
Doing the Vast twosie

I told her to slow down
She wanted to sleep like a bat upside down
Well, I can arrange that

And that's when the Riddler started to clown
He was like 'It's my time'
But the crowd didn't know I co-wrote his rhymes

The Green Hornet is always smoking me out
But I keep my space cuz he's a Two-Face
I'm smacking the Penguin when he gets greedy

Just flash LXG when you need me

(Hook) Vast Aire


(Outro)
Will the Dynamic Duo triumph over the Jokers evil

Will Cat Woman finally give Vast-Man the panties?
Stay tuned, same Vast time, same Vast channel

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