Occident out on the weekend
That's the way that we relax


English Breakfast tastes like Darjeeling
But she's too cute to even ask


Blake's got a new face (Blake's got a new face)

Nastiness will cause your doom

Turn and walk back to your room




The precedent's already set now
You spend a week in Old San Juan


Spanish brownstone with chairs of leather
And Spanish waves to roll along


Majesty's not overheard
Cryptographs can't stand the word


Oh your collegiate grief has left you dowdy in sweatshirts
Absolute horror!