[Intro: girl (Ced Gee):]
[knocking] Who's there? (Ultramag)
Where's everybody at?

(I thought I was comin with the whole team ma) {Ced Gee!}
(But they had solo movies to do)
(You know how it is at 1-800-Ultra-Dick) Yeahhh

(Check it ma, I got you star, check it)

[Ced Gee:]

Ma spread your legs, let me, get it wet
See I'm about to go up in there ma, and beat it to death
And you gon' say it's the best you ever had yet

I ain't even finished yet
Now watch me hit you with the different speeds
Slow, medium, and so fast

You gon' swear you bangin in a jet
And when I finish, yeah, I'ma jet
But we ain't even get to that point yet

So give me some more mic service ma
And then let me reenter, deep into your cervix
Way up in your pelvix (yeahh)

Now don't die on me ma, I don't want you to see El-vis
Just my pe-nis, all up in yo' neck
Now don't worry ma, I'm not###in inside

I'm just gon' splash on yo' face
So let me go deeper, and deeper, what's that ma?
(Oh it feels so good, but Ced you givin me a bellyache)


[Chorus: Ced Gee singing]
I'm a !@$^o star

Oh yeah, that's who I are
Yeahhh, check it, I'm a !@$^o star
Oh yeah, that's who I are

Check it
You're rollin with the star


[Ced Gee:]
Ma you want more? You've got the right man
Girl grab that baby oil, and put some in yo' right hand

Now grab my tool, and jerk me off like I'm yo' man
Ma I'll make you stand, and then hit you off so grand
You gon' wish I was yo' man

You gon' wish you could keep this thing in yo' hand
But ma you just got to understand, I stay in demand
!@^* movies in the U.S., and even Japan

Denmark, South Dakota, and even Pakistan
Hawaii and the Tropicans, call me the magic Shan
The !@$^o le-gend, they know I can can, they know I can can

Make chicks do handstands, they give me all they can
Now ma how you want it? (Rough daddy~!)


[Chorus]

[Ced Gee (Kool Keith):]

{*knocking*} Oh %#@! (yeah)
Son where you comin from? (I was behind you all that time)
Thought you wasn't gonna make the shoot (I followed you)

Yo, wreck that {YEAH}

[Kool Keith:]

Jerkin off to the triumph, I expose the lubrication
Between the lips of Meghan Good
On the top of the VW Volkswagen hood (oooh)

I rub my dick on the foot with two thermal socks
Test the $$#hole post like a Mt. Sinai hospital doc
Lookin at his watch, the### stainer

Puttin wet panties in a sealed container
With wetness leakin from your crotch
You rock the see-through 2-piece panty set

Let me play a role, put the marbles down
One by one girl, let me see you piss on the dots
Sit on your vibrator, suckin a lemon Life-Saver

Shave your pubic hair, lay on your back wit'cha legs up
While I trim around your !@$%oris, with the razor
Show me how you lick the jelly off my palms

When massagin the boysenberry yogurt in both of your arms
I'm at the Imax theater, you enter the climax theater

[Chorus]


[Ced Gee:]
Yeah ma, you done got hit with that Ultra dick
Yeah but you know what ma? On the real
You don't need to be in this !@$^o life, it ain't for you
You know, you built for a lil' somethin better

You got a little talent ma, you need to go to college som'n
Y'knahmsayin? You got your lil' fantasies, go on wit this life ma
Ultra, we out