One's got a gun, the other's got a bigger one
Both have a set of rules
One's got an army, the other's got a bigger army

Both are led by fools

Assholes are universal

One size fits all
Assholes are universal
Universal $$#hole


Peace is for some, war is for everyone
Just pick up a gun

Shoot your brother, shoot your father
If you only had one


Assholes are universal
One size fits all
Assholes are universal

Universal $$#hole

We got a new frequency

It's loud and clear
A universal language
Radio without fear


Assholes are universal
One size fits all

Assholes are universal
Universal $$#hole
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