[Verse 1]
I'm a f-ckin' walkin' paradox, no I'm not

Threesomes with a $#&@in' triceratops, Reptar
Rappin' as I'm mockin' deaf rock stars
Wearin' synthetic wigs made of Anwar's dreadlocks

Bedrock, harder than a muthaf-ckin' Flintstone
Makin' crack rocks outta pissy n-gga fishbone
This n-gga Jasper tryna get grown

About five-seven of his (*##$es in my bedroom
Swallow the cinnamon, I'mma scribble this sin and %#@!
While Syd is tellin' me that she's been gettin' intimate with men

Syd, shut the $#&@ up
Here's the number to my therapist
Tell him all your problems, he's f-ckin' awesome with listenin'


Wolf Haley, Golf Wang


[Verse 2]
Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses
I told him to quit (*##$in', this isn't a f-ckin' hotline

For a f-ckin' shrink, sheesh I already got mine
And he's not f-ckin' workin', I think I'm wastin' my damn time
I'm clockin' three past six and goin' postal

This the revenge of the dicks, that's nine @@#!s that @@#! nines
This ain't no V Tech %#@! or Columbine
But after bowlin', I went home to some damn Adventure Time

(What'd you do?) I slipped myself some pink Xanies
And danced around the house in all-over print panties
My mom's gone, that $#&@in' broad will never understand me

I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin
(What you think of Hayley Williams?)


F-ck her, Wolf Haley robbin' â??em
I'll crash that f-ckin' airplane at that !@$)got n-gga B.o.B is in
And stab Bruno Mars in his !@#$ esophagus

And won't stop until the cops come in
I'm an over achiever, so how 'bout I start a team of leaders
And pick up Stevie Wonder to be the wide receiver

Green paper, gold teeth and pregnant gold retrievers
All I want, f-ck money, diamonds and (*##$es, don't need â??em
But where the fat ones at, I got somethin' to feed â??em

In some cookin' books the black kids never wanted to read â??em
Snap back, green ch-ch-chia f-ckin' leaves
It's been a couple months, and Tina still ain't permed her $#&@in' weave, damn