After the joy, half laughter the book
Of the kids favorite mother$#&@ing chapter
No need to be a actor (cover up with quilt)

So the fat ^!$$% could drink my mother$#&@ing milk
I wan't some gold bapes I want a prom date
Sloppy $$# musty (*##$, that's overweight

I want a new piano,record deal, new pills, therapist
I'm pissed (Somebody give me a hug)
Jingle balls and I'm $#&@ing Mrs. Clause

Have her climbing up the wall, while he givin' ya'll gifts
He ain't never gave me %#@!
My mom bought the wrapping, and the %#@! that influenced

Me to start rapping. It's not a joke, chilling with the Polar Bear
That used to work for !@%!e, santa's sniffin' !@%!e
[?]

$#&@ you, whiney Malcolm X movie, try me
And I'm stealing Harry Potter's Cloak


Middle East was his birthday, 25th I'd rather get gifts
So why the $#&@ would I go out my way to celebrate birthday
I'm selfish what the $#&@ I look like buying a gift

Hide em, bed under the couch
[?] Kid done smashed they mother$#&@ing ginger house
And Jesus don't know me, he ain't my homie

Our friendship sits on a self
Santa go and molest an elf


Prancer,Jingle,Rudolf
Drunk driving at night, a peppermint smirnoff
Santa little buzz, and forgot to switch gears off

My childhood is here, never ever ever smirnoff
Snowman robbing little girl, boys, for toys
And G.I. Joes, and here his fat $$# go on my roof

Like Ho Ho (Ho Ho Ho)

Christmas tree's green, and this time of year [?]

Make me wanna go and do things (like)
^!$$%'s in a tinsel, sleighbell blow whistle
Alana, Raquel, hope ya'll under the missle-toe

The house is decorated, and man I'm frustrated
Cause' I didn't get %#@! that I really wanted
New Years zoom like a mother $#&@ing Mazda

But at the end I wanna' know what the $#&@ is Kwanzaa?

(What is it? Nobody Knows...Nobody Knows

Anybody?)
(O.F.M Banging on your FM.)


Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
$#&@ It, I'm still a kid
Bout' to go have a snowball fight

In the middle of LA
Steal some Christmas trees, set em' on fire
Eat some gingerbread cookies

%#@!, I don't know
It's the time to enjoy life
You Know?

Happy Holidays from us at Odd Future
And, $#&@ you. $#&@ You. $#&@ You