I got another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
I got another funky rhyme

Another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme.
Aww %#@!, Twiztid (I got another funky rhyme)

This is our %#@! man. (Another funky, funky rhyme)
They're finna remake the wicked %#@!. (I got another funky rhyme)
Jamie spit it! (Another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme)

Now they let the gates up so I bail.
Six %#@!ty months, pick me up from the county jail
Smart $$# mouth even though I paid my dues

Foam toilet, worn blankets, and the rubber shoes
But I ain't naggin
Here comes my people in the hooptie muffler draggin

Ain't been in the hoo ride long
And the 2 liter of Moon Mist is almost gone
Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load

Told my man hook me up with a chick that he know
The (*##$ said
Mutha$#&@a pick me up at three

Can't (*##$, Cepta don't ride your street
We can eat around the corner at KFC
You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee

When she showed up, damn
She was outta luck
I forgot my wallet in the glove box of my truck

With the tab from the cab, and the dinner too.
With a knot in my sock, (*##$ I thought you knew
Dressed to impress chewing dentine gum

And I was drunk as $#&@ and smelled like an alley bum
I'm chewing on my food like a carnivore
Dumb (*##$ staring at me like an eye sore

Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup
And slurped up every last bit up through my missin tooth
The (*##$ jumped up faster than a race

And told me had to powder her face
Since she pickin up the tab
You know that I'ma go for mine

Garcon, Shabali '54 vintage wine
And a steak well done, and an order of shrimp
Jamie Madrox playin the pimp (UH!)

She's back now and her hair ain't fixed
Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a %#@!
But I ain't saying nothing though

I ain't saying nothing bout the mutha$#&@ing hoe
What's up (*##$?
You ready to break ?

Besides, how long can one fat (*##$ take?
Quit snacking and pay the %#@!
So we can go to your crib and watch a horror flick

With your daddy
You're employed?
Awww %#@!...nawww

Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie
I mean him letting me grip his ride
Besides he slipped me a fifty

But then again I'm kinda shifty
Now I wanna $#&@ so we headed to my house
$#&@ sitting with your parents on the couch

Dad I got a (*##$ in my room and I smile
Take your $$# to the bar and don't come back for awhile
A juggalo's known for smackin hoes

But I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack mode
Now woman, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me $#&@ you

Look (*##$, I know you's a freak
So let me get a little kiss on my cheek
And a $#&@ to go with that

Come on nympho, and let me hit that
Tell ya what you let me stick it
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya (Ah)

You little sewer !@$#
You nasty little pipe-smoking money hungry (*##$!
That's the %#@! J (What?)

$85 bucks an hour and you wanna play
And that was that
A little smooth talking and she was on her back
You'll never guess what
My first day out and I caught my nut

First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
Well, %#@! (*##$ it's my first day out
And I caught my nut

First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
Well, %#@! (*##$ it's my first day out
And I caught my nut

First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
Well, %#@! (*##$ it's my first day out
And I caught my nut

First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
Well, %#@! (*##$ it's my first day out
And I caught my nuuuuuut!!
[Laughs]