(feat. 8 Ball, Bishop Don Magic Juan, Too $hort)

[Intro: Bishop Don Magic Juan]

Yeah.. no introduction is really needed
But it's, the Bishop Don Magic Juan
Chairman of the Board, of famous playas everywhere!

PLAYAS, PLAYAS, PLAYAS!
Representin, green is for the money
Gold is for the honey, ain't it man?


[Interlude]


Pimp pimp onnnn, pimp-pimp onnnn
Pimp onnnn, pimp pimp on!
Then get your pimp on


[Verse One: Twista]
Peep how the Twist' puttin down the luchie while smokin a lot of dro

Whatchu know 'bout checkin yo' paper for a down-ass bottom hoe
Or snatchin yo' new fur model mink with the hood off the hanger
24-karat rings standin a half a foot off the finger

Custom seats are amazin tellin nobody could touch that (*##$
Shoes my Maurie, piss by the month, he cut shock %#@!
Anything from my hoes when I ask, I get it

In the Cadillac I kick it, since y'all I wanted to be like macks and Bishop
Type wanna get up in the club, drinkin Cris'sy from a gold cup
Flossin my club, peepin persons yellin out "Chuuuch!"

Finna attract to trick politicians I'ma maintain pimpin
You can't change pimpin, from the Stone Age to the "Space Age" pimpin
From Southern mackin in Memphis to the playa mo' when you shoot to Chi

In the black diamond with fuchsia dye pullin out hoes like Supafly
All I gotta do is spit fo' lines
Now she got me chameleon gators with colors that flip fo' times

Now get yo'.

[Chorus]

Pimp pimp onnnn (pimp on)
Pimp-pimp onnnn (pimp on)
Pimp onnnn (pimp on) pimp pimp on!

Then get your pimp on
Pimp pimp onnnn (and if you want it the 'Llac with three hoes in the back)
Pimp-pimp onnnn (feelin like a mack while you checkin yo' scratch)

Pimp onnnn (then you gettin yo' pimp on) pimp pimp on!
Then get your pimp on


[Verse Two: 8 Ball]
Uhh.. yeah.. yeah, yeah
It's the fat, mack - EightBall to most of y'all

You a hoe need a pimp, I'm the one you supposed to call
%#@! talker, somebody's daughter she my street walker
She call me daddy, she a hoe so that's what I call her

Or big toed, hard-head $$# hoe
The rougher I treat her she love a ^!$$% even mo'
Brush my hair, manicure and do my toes

Knock (*##$es from them ^!$$%z who act like hoes
I'm mink draggin out my 2-2 Paddywagon
Sittin on 2-3's, diamonds on 24 karats

Ball not a (*##$ $$#, and I don't make deals
Peel a meal from a #~!!@, know how that feels?
High heels and furs, Lexus his and hers

Hpnotic, ex' and sex mixed with the words
Pull up, and let the window down, here she come
the American way, I was taught how to.


[Chorus]


[Verse Three: Too $hort]
Playa getcha pimpin on
Gotta getcha game together man, all your women gone

To start all over, ain't nothin to a mack
Just put 'em to work, and watch yo' money stack
That's fo'sho' doe, everyday a G a mo'

Asked your little sister, "Girl, why you wanna be a hoe?"
She got turned out, like Red Riding Hood
goin to Grandma's house, now she lookin real good

while the Big Bad Wolf tryna eat her out
Pay up, the cash is what we be about
Squares, we don't care if you don't understand
Players break out the game power, you don't wanna go there
Say it in your prayers you wanna be like me

You down on your knees but it's not likely
to ever happen, so I just keep rappin
This real mackin, this ain't actin

[Chorus]


[Outro: Bishop Don Magic Juan]
Yeah, Bishop Don Magic Juan
Ain't no shame, in my game
Good game, is happenin everyhere

[Interlude plays in background]
Playas in Los Angeles, Detroit, Miami
New York, Chi-Town, WORLD-WIDE!
CHUUUCH IS HERE!