(yawn)
Ugh


Today feels like there'll be no problems

Man it's saturday morning

Just woke up
Just hopped out the bed
And start stretchin' and yawnin'

Today is a good day
Because saturday mornin' (saturday mornin')
I hopped up brush my teeth and my hair

And then i took a look in the mirror
It's a saturday morning
I hope i have me a good night

Because it's saturday morning

What should i do today

I hopped out the bed brushed my teeth and face
Check my cell phone i got three missed calls
Hopped in the shower just to wash my balls

Hopped out the shower then i dry off
$#&@ that man i think i need some time off
The club is kind of a drag

And i think i need a drink or two
So i took the drink and said


Saturday morning
Just woke up just hopped out the bed
And start stretchin' and yawnin'

Today is a good day
Because it's saturday mornin' (saturday mornin')
I hopped up brush my teeth and my hair

And then i took a look in the mirror
It's a saturday morning
I hope i have me a good night

Because it's saturday morning

(yawn)

Oh my breathe stank
I need a brush my teeth
What the $#&@

Who the hell are you

Last night was long as $#&@

Cause i was drunk as $#&@
And i was crunk as $#&@
Don't think i'm wakin' up

I hear the buzzer beepin'
I hear the phone ringin'
I hear these people hollin'

Like who the $%&^x is kickin'
Now who the $%&^x is in here
And why you in my bed

She said you met me last night
And you got in my legs
I said you gave me head

Well $%&^x what's your name
I don't remember her name
But $%&^x it's all game


It's saturday morning
Just woke up just hopped out the bed

And start stretchin' and yawnin'
Today is a good day
Because it's saturday mornin' (saturday mornin')

I hopped up brush my teeth and my hair
And then i took a look in the mirror
It's a saturday morning

I hope i have me a good night
Because it's saturday morning


(yawn)
Oh %#@!
Man last night was crazy

What $#&@in' time it is
Two o'clock p.m.

Woke up late this morning
Long night of horing

Tick tick tick
I think it's time for recording
I brushed my teeth washed my face
Now i'm rejuvenated
Check my palm pilot

What am i to do today
Feelin' new today
It's a good day
Drink a lot of liquor
Smoke a lot of good today

Saturday night it's going down
I hope my car don't end up in the impound
Yea

(phone ringing)

Hello
Who the $%&^x this is
This sunday man

It's a sunday morning
Just woke up just hopped out the bed

And start stretchin' and yawnin'
Today is a good day
Because it's sunday mornin'
It's a sunday mornin'
'day mornin'
And it's mornin'
Ha hey it's a saturday

I mean a sunday
That feel like saturday
Today is sunday
And i'm stretchin' and yawnin'