You got a closet full of clothes and nothin' to wear
The whole day depends on the mood of your hair
You got forty-five names for the color of red

She says boy when you gonna get it through your head

It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand

Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man
There's a whole lot goin' on that you don't get
In the complicated workin's of the opposite sex

Don't strain your brain tryin' to figure out what it means
Baby don't you know, know it's a wo-wo-woman thang


Towels in the bathroom I better not use
Baby tell me again why you got so many shoes
You go to Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Neimans and Saks

You shop all day and then you take it all back

It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand

Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man
If you were in my shoes, you wouldn't last a step
I'm a baby burpin', hard workin' temptress

Now and then when I take it to extremes
Baby don't you know, know it's a wo-wo-wo-woman thang


Maybe I should watch some Oprah
Bubble bath, sit on the sofa
Maybe take a Cosmo quiz or two

Maybe all I need's a hug from Fred or Bubba or Big W
Perhaps I'll come to see your point of view
Naw, it's a woman thang


Yeah it's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand
Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man

I'm a lady in red, I'm a daddy's girl
I'm a force to be reckoned with in heels and pearls
Now and then if I make you wanna scream

Baby don't you know, know, it's a wo...

It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand

Might change my mind just because I can
I'm a dream come true, I'm your worst nightmare
I could be your teddy or your grizzly bear

Every now and then when I take it to extremes
Baby don't you know, know, feelin' like a yo-yo
I'll tell you from the word go

It's a wo-woman thang
It's a wo-wo-woman thang


We don't understand
Cause it's a woman thang