(feat. Lil Skeeter)

[Too $hort]

One thing's for sure...
You will get called a (*##$... (*##$
So mother$#&@in' fast - (*##$

Short Dog's in the house... beotch!

What's up (*##$, you the cut up (*##$

$#&@ somethin' (*##$, suck somethin' (*##$
Look out (*##$, watch out (*##$
Yeah I $#&@ed you (*##$ then got out, (*##$

Catch out (*##$, $#&@ that %#@!
Mother$#&@er gettin' mad, $#&@ that (*##$
So (*##$, pay me (*##$

You can love me (*##$, you can hate me (*##$
Straight up (*##$, save a (*##$
Then pay a (*##$, I don't play that (*##$

Cause a (*##$ is known to get outta line
And a (*##$ don't understand, I'm on the grind
You lil' (*##$, I'm all about the paper

When I leave (*##$ tell 'em all about a player
Go on (*##$, c'mon (*##$
Run home (*##$, get front on (*##$

That's right (*##$, $#&@ off (*##$
You get off (*##$ when you suck all them dicks
Get cut off (*##$ when I come home (*##$

%#@! ain't right? Get the $#&@ on (*##$
Speak up (*##$, say what (*##$
Wanna pull me down, I'ma stay up (*##$

So what (*##$, do what you wanna do
A ^!$$% like me don't want nothin' with you
I want a (*##$, a real $$# (*##$

You can feel that (*##$ when she kill that grip
Hundred dollar bills (*##$, I'ma still get a grip
And I won't feel %#@! when I get a new (*##$

Lil' (*##$, back up (*##$
When I say you fine don't act a (*##$
I'll slap a (*##$, get smacked up (*##$

Wanna get in my way when I stack up chips?

[Chorus]

I'll call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
Call her a beotch!...

Beotch!...

[Too $hort]

You know what?
A (*##$ is a once-a-month funky @@#! bleedin'
(*##$ fell in love but she won't stop cheatin'

Real dumb with low self esteem
$#&@ a ^!$$% she just met and won't be able to see him
Later on when she wanna get $#&@ed some more

I said "(*##$, why you such a stupid hoe?"
You lil' (*##$, you never could $#&@ with this
And every (*##$ that don't like it, she can suck my dick

20 years later, still settin' it off
Still talkin' bad 'bout them pregnant dogs
They ask me "Short Dog, why you talk so bad?"

(*##$ disrespect me, get off in her $$#
I'm pullin' hoe cards (time to learn a lesson real quick)
Ask me, "What's the definition of a (*##$?"

A real (*##$ - she gon' know she one
Suck the dick, drink the nut, and say she owe me one
Damn (*##$, you that (*##$, can you do that (*##$?

Move back (*##$, say who that (*##$... I don't know you hoe
I don't sniff cocaine, I don't want no blow
(*##$ you a dummie - (*##$, junkie

(*##$, funky (*##$, punkass (*##$
Jump out (*##$, get the $#&@ out (*##$, get cussed out (*##$
Cause a (*##$ is known to get on my nerves

And a (*##$ don't really know when I'm on the swerve
I'm like "(*##$, miss me", "(*##$ don't kiss me"
"(*##$, just lick me (*##$"

You's a (*##$, knew it when I heard the beat
(*##$ ain't nothin' but a word to me
I told you ten times, all she gon' get is pimp lines
I'm Short Dog -


[Chorus]
I'll call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
Call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...