warm beer and cold women, I just don't fit in
every joint I stumbled into tonight
that's just how it's been

all these double knit strangers with
gin and vermouth and recycled stories
in the naugahyde booths


with the platinum blondes
and tobacco brunettes

I'll be drinkin' to forget you
lite another cigarette
and the band's playin' something

by Tammy Wynette
and the drinks are on me tonight


all my conversations I'll just be
talkin' about you baby
borin' some sailor as I try to get through

I just want him to listen
that's all you have to do
he said I'm better off without you

till I showed him my tattoo

now the moon's rising

ain't got no time to lose
time to get down to drinking
tell the band to play the blues

drink's are on me, I'll buy another round
at the last ditch attempt saloon


warm beer and cold women, I just don't fit in
every joint I stumbled into tonight
that's just how it's been

all these double knit strangers with
gin and vermouth and recycled stories
in the naugahyde booths


with the platinum blondes
and tobacco brunettes

I'll be drinking to forget you
lite another cigarette
and the band's playing somethin'

by Johnnie Barnett
and the drinks are on me tonight