I gave up pamento cheese
Domino's delivery
Whiskey sours

Apple pies
Finger-lickin' chicken fried
Are gastronomic history

I used to like them scary shows
But I gave 'em up a while ago
Don't do no death-defyin'

Rollercoster ridin'
Now days I just take it slow
Every since we started datin'

I been compensating
To keep from gettin' up
To heaven any quicker 'Cause

She's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker

Sayin' hard on the ticker

Now, when she wiggles through my door

My chin gets heavy hits the floor
Silky hair, scarlet lips
Swingin' double-jointed hips

My blood begins to roar

And when she nibbles on me ear

It's partly pleasure, partly fear
Little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a palpatatin'

Feelin' like the end is near
I oughta get a policy
A double indemnity

It'd make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer 'Cause
She's hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
Sayin' hard on the ticker


That's my girl
Yeah, she's hard on the ticker

I oughta get a policy
A double indemnity
It'd make my benificiary

A whole lot richer
Oh, she's hard on the ticker
She's hard on the ticker

Hey, she's hard on the ticker