I got an apartment,
I think you know.
but the rent was just to high to pay,

so I got a room mate,
I didn't know,
and he moved his stuff in yesterday,

When he walked in,
oooh,
He said to me,

My name's Bob
and I'm a slob
and I just thought i'd let you know

I don't shave,
and I don't bathe
and I love to nibble on my toes,

I gotta be honest,
I think you know.
but his odor was one you can't ignore,

so I tried to take it,
oooh,
then my sister knocked upon the door,

when she walked in,
oooh,
Bob stuck out his hand,

and said,
My name's Bob,
and I'm a slob,

and I just thought you wouldn't care,
I don't shave,
and I don't bathe,

and I don't change my underwear,
well my sister freaked out,
I think you know,

she went out the door and ran away,
so I called my buddies,
oooh,

to teach him a lesson yesterday,
never again,
oooh,

won't happen again,
I said, hey Bob
you freaky slob,

and my friends pin you to the ground,
and I just said that you,
reek bad,

and I just thought I'd hold you down,
you're a slob,
oh and I am not,

I just thought I'd let you know,
you're a slob,
oh and I am not,

I just thought that you should gooo