You are my best friend in the world
And i hope that you know
That when we hang out together
It's freakin awesome
Playing poker- friday nights
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sisters hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand oh well, you get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar
You'll tell the world i'm xxx when you here me say
That i really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say i love you... in a heterosexual way
We fart and burp in the same key
And i think your ipod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is
Disappearing
I've seen your xxxxx you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe
Vera on my sunburned back, you ran defense when i xxxx my pants
You felt my girl's brand new boobs, you asked to xxxx em she refused
Oh while you slept i shaved your head
You woke up you told me i (was dead)
You'll tell the world i'm xxx when you here me say
That i really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know i love you
(i freakin' love you, dude)
I'm trying to say i love you... in a heterosexual way
Na na na na
Na na na na
You'll tell the world i'm xxx when you here me say
That i really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say i love you... in a heterosexual way
Na na na na
Na na na na
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And i hope that you know
That when we hang out together
It's freakin awesome
Playing poker- friday nights
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sisters hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand oh well, you get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar
You'll tell the world i'm xxx when you here me say
That i really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say i love you... in a heterosexual way
We fart and burp in the same key
And i think your ipod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is
Disappearing
I've seen your xxxxx you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe
Vera on my sunburned back, you ran defense when i xxxx my pants
You felt my girl's brand new boobs, you asked to xxxx em she refused
Oh while you slept i shaved your head
You woke up you told me i (was dead)
You'll tell the world i'm xxx when you here me say
That i really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know i love you
(i freakin' love you, dude)
I'm trying to say i love you... in a heterosexual way
Na na na na
Na na na na
You'll tell the world i'm xxx when you here me say
That i really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say i love you... in a heterosexual way
Na na na na
Na na na na
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