A hardly has an appetite
And pokes at food too long
And B can barely bother

Because all the food is wrong
C likes only candy
And chocolate by the box

D is just disinterested
In anything you've got


But E eats everything
Yeah, E eats everything
E eats everything

Yeah, E eats everything

So toss in on a plastic plate

Or stick it with a fork
Serve it with a shovel
Or serve it on a spork


Yeah, E eats everything
Yeah, E eats everything


F is far too fussy
And only eats with fancy wine

G eats only gourmet
But never can decide
H burns food so horrible

All I tastes is smoke
J just likes drinking juice
And K drinks only soda


But E eats everything
Yeah, E eats everything


E is eating in a moving car
E is eating upside down

E is eating on a spaceship
E is eating off the ground
L and M and N and P

Won't start 'til O arrives
Q and R and S and T
Are wearing clothes much too tight

U and V and W
Are worn out from this song
And X and Y just will not share

And will not get along

But E eats everything

Yeah, E eats everything

But look out now, here it comes

That final letter Z
Now Z's not like other letter
Z's only eating E's

Yeah, Z eats E's
Yeah, Z eats E's
Z eats E's

Yeah, Z eats E's