Thecomputernerd01 lyrics : "I Just Blew a Bubble (Taylor Swift Parody)"


Once upon a time, a few cornflakes ago
I was buying food, in stead I bought a bone
I don't own, I don't own a cow
Or any other type of bird

I took it home with me, my grandpa liked that
Creeped out by this owl, he just wanted a snack
I gave him, I gave him, some cheese
With some crackers on the side

And I found some packs of gum that he pooped out
And I realize it's time to take a bath

So I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
And a bowling pin right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
And a bowling pin right over there
Now I'm playing with a rubber duck
Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, duckies
Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, razor

I took biology, nobody saw me cried
The problems were so tough
And that's the reason why
I'm drowning, I'm drowning, I'm eating bubbles and pineapples
So I got a tattoo from some guy on Craig's list
He drew a Rubik's cube with a tiny little twist
I now see, I now see, my backyard
'Cause I'm sitting on my shed
Then my breath smelled like ... fish
So I stopped an old friend, took all of his gum and some Cheetos

I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
And a bowling pin right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
And a bowling pin right over there
Now I'm playing with a rubber duck
Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, duckies
Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, razor

My duck became possessed, he ate all the chicken nuggets in my fridge
My mama made me trade him for this owl, he's so creepy
Whatever
We are never ever getting back together, duck
There are bubbles everywhere
And a bowling pin right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
And a bowling pin right over there
Now I'm playing with a rubber duck
Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, duckies
Duck! Duck! Bubbles, bubbles, razor

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