Stumble through the graveyard late at night
if you're not full of rum I won't take a bite
gonna make you scream gonna make you one of us (one of us)

I'm the only zombie at alcoholics anonymous

recently diseased

currently drunk
recently diseased
walking dead intoxicated


Stumble through the graveyard late at night
if you're not full of rum I won't take a bite

but you're not a drunk zombie you wouldn't understand
I died with a beer can in my hand


recently diseased
currently drunk
recently diseased

walking dead intoxicated

stick with me baby

it'll be ok
my BAC is zero
there's no blood in my veins


diseased and drunk,
I'm all outta luck

but don't worry baby
cause I'm not to drunk to $#&@ (here we go)