She sang the best she'd ever sang
She couldn't ever sing any better
But Mister Davidson never rang

She knew he would forget her

She'd seen him there

And put herself to ransom
He had stared
He really was quite handsome


She had really looked her best
She couldn't ever look any better

But she knew she'd failed the test
She knew he would forget her


Triumphant was the way she felt
As she acknowledged the applause
Triumphant was the way she'd felt

When she saw him at the dressing room door

She was happier than she'd ever been

As he praised her for her grace
But his expression changed, she had seen
As he leant to kiss her face


It ended there
He claimed a late appoinment

She quickly turned
To hide her disappointment


She ripped her glittering gown
Couldn't face another show, no
Her deodorant had let her down

She should have used Odorono