Well I suppose I really should be goin' to work,
Get the lawn mowed and iron my shirt,
I'm checkin' Facebook, sometimes I flirt,

I'm gonna get poked but no one gets hurt.
I'm goin' goin' goin', I'm goin' places.


Now I'm punchin' the clock it's quarter past nine,
I'm dodging the boss she's lookin' fine,
I'm goin to a meeting with a bunch of jerks,

They're gonna fire my $$# and that's for sure,
I'm goin' goin' goin', I'm goin' places.


Oh the places we'd go the things we'd see,
There's a lot of things in store for you and me,
I'm goin to the place you ask me please,

Up and down away we go.

Now I'm goin' to the unemployment line,

Gonna need some cash it's my last dime,
I'm going to the food bank, I can't get a date,
Trashing the boss was a huge mistake,

I'm goin' goin' goin', I'm goin' places.