Pittsburgh has a real cool tunnel
Pittsburgh has a tunnel through a mountain
Tunnels are what we like

Tunnels can be dark or bright

And now we're going through that tunnel

Talk radio is fizzing out

So you say you wanna build your own tunnel

Well don't forget a compass and a shovel
'Cause if you dig too deep
You might miss by ten feet


New york has a real cool tunnel
The holland tunnel is just like a funnel

Tunnels are what we like
All the tunnels are out of sight


And now we're going through that tunnel
Talk radio is fizzing out


So you say so you say you wanna build a
So you say so you say you wanna build a


And now we're going through that tunnel
Talk radio is fizzing out