Life has always told me I was weak
(Not anymore)
Now I've got the wings of a bird and the beak

(Of an eagle type creature)

I'm just so manly

I make all the men around me wipe their eyes,
Look down and cry
At the size of my...


@@#! so big and manly girls get killed
(All of the time)

Now I've got the balls of an Ox and the build
(Of a very big mountain)


We're just so manly
We morph into an enormous manly man
With giant hands


I can run a mile with a broken foot
(It doesn't hurt)

I can make a sand storm turn to soot
(Or any other inanimate objects)


We're just so manly
That the muscles in our arms turn into guns
When we look at your mum


I can climb a mountain with my nose
(It's like a claw)

Then I ski back down on a petal from a rose
(To show that I'm still a sensitive manly man)


We've so much feeling
That the feelings that we're feeling have feelings too
But I'm still a man


Yeah I'm so manly
I don't need to sing like bambi

I chop wood for fun
I shoot a gun
I got Numerous charges of hit n run


I listen to meat loaf
I cry but I don't have tears though

I did battle with a giant snake
And I did a poo on an earthquake


Poo on an earthquake
Poo on an earthquake
I'm so manly that I

Piss and I don't shake

Poo on an earthquake

And eat a whole steak
Then I'd run a marathon
Without getting a belly ache


MANLY